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CEO Dale – Goofy Poem

Get us some clients, says CEO Dale

But CEO Dale, I cannot sale

Then you will go down the Web Dev road

But CEO Dale, I cannot code

Then up the SERPs you will make them rise

But CEO Dale, I cannot optimize

Then PPC terms you will sort

But CEO Dale, I cannot build a report

Then an agency CEO you must be

Thank you Dale, says CEO me

Goofy poem I made up after reading “Capitan Jim” by Shel Silverstein’s book Where the Sidewalk Ends to my kids.

School Fundraising Web 2.0 Style

This week my oldest child came home with the yearly school fund raising packet. You know the little catalogs with all kinds of things you can buy, over priced candles and coffee mugs with cat pictures on them. The catalogs are pretty much the same every year.

One huge difference this year though is online purchase capabilities. That’s right, far away family and friends are no longer safe from the guilt and pressure of children trying to sell and win prizes.
This also makes the selling process much easier on the parents. No more stalking co-workers when it’s time to collect money for the promised purchases. No more having to ask people in person to buy stuff from my child, just a simple short email with no pressure involved. You can spam your entire email address book in one quick swoop. The internet once again brings people closer together and also allows us to annoy masses all at one time.

Movie Release… Ha Ha!

Simpson’s Movie is now in theaters!

I have to admit that I am not as excited about the Simpson’s movie as I was with Superman Returns or Transformers. I do plan to see as soon as I can though.

The official movie site is pretty cool if you haven’t checked it out yet.

Official Simpson’s Movie Site

Spider Pig, Spider Pig, does whatever a Spider Pig does……..

 

 

 

 

 

First Day of the Dallas Cowboy Training Camp!

You’ve gotta love the feeling of a new season beginning. all the fresh high hopes and possibilities. Can the new head coach Wade Phillips come through for us? Will this be the year we make back to the Super bowl? Only time will tell……….

“I will go down as a great defensive coach, but I’d like to go down as a great head coach.” – Wade Phillips

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